gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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