I'm really into asian looking animals
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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