For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i wish my penis had a tongue
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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