Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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