So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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