Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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