don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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