ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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