shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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