well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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