it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Randomize
