I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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