508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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