Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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