no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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