I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he thought i was a dude.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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