Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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