do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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