At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This is the high leading the old right now
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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