I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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