I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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