He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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