I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.