Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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