if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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