My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dicks are not precious.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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