She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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