it hurts more in the daytime
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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