S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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