fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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