i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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