The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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