that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
id be glad to
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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