butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
