The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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