Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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