So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
