Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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