Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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