Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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