I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
this hospital has no fireball
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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