I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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