Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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