office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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