You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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