508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm both gender and math confused
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