NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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