I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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