found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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