Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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