I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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