That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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