Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well you can't waste a boner
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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