well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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